Thursday, 22 June 2017

Must Read: Be opened enough to your spouse

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Read this fantastic story...

Husband: Honey I will buy a new mattress on my way home. The one we are using is no longer comfortable.


Wife: That's my Love ! But wait o, where will you get the money?


Husband: I heard Arakunrin will pay our arrears today.


Wife: I always know that man will perform. Please Darling, don't forget the wristwatch you promised me o.


Husband: With all pleasure My Love.

5 hours later, the man arrived home in his car. Pin... Pin... Pin he blared his horn. The woman ran out to meet her husband.


Wife: Honey welcome (collecting her husband's briefcase, leading him into their sitting room).


Husband: You are always wonderful.


Wife: Where is the mattress and my wristwatch?


Husband: Which mattress? Abeg gimme my food. I never see alert o, the thing na rumours o.


The woman broke down weeping profusely.


Wife: Honey please forgive me......huuu huuu.


Husband: (Loosing his patience) Dear what's all these now,  what happened?


Wife: Honey please forgive me oooooo..
Husband: (Perceiving some odour, and looking out of the window). What's smelling like this, where is this smoke coming from?


Wiuse(Still weeping) Huuu, I have burnt our mattress, I thought you would buy a new one truly, you know it is no longer good.


Husband: (Furious, with a changed countenance). What! You did what? You must be joking. "Ti mo ba gba e mu." You will go back to your father's house today if this is true. You burnt the 500,000 naira my contribution money I hid in the mattress for us to roof our house.


Wife: Yepa! You mean you have such huge amount in this house and you didn't tell me?


Husband: If I get you today, I will show you who I am. (With this, he ran to the backyard where the smoke was coming from. Seeing the ashes of the burnt mattress, he fainted.

Lesson 1: Never hide anything from your wife, she's your better-half.

Lesson 2: Never run faster than your husband, he's your head.

Lesson 3: Don't rely on arrears to plan your home.

Bless you all, kindly share to your friends and family below.

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